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The Misleading News Reports

a.k.a. TMNR

We are sorry to inform you that none of our information is true.

                                                                                                                                                                                            Debut April 07

Our articles strongly reflect the views of our staff.         

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          - No more pork for the Big Bad Wolf      - is Hillary Clinton a fan of Sanjiah                                       -              

                           -Gigantic Evil Feline Invades San Francisco!

  The "Big Bad Wolf" No Longer has a Taste for Pigs!

            The "Big Bad Wolf" is at it again, but this time he's not in it for the pork. -  

                  He entered a Quiznoe's Sub Shop at 4:06 April 17th in Santa Fe, New Mexico. All of the customers fled from the shop is soon as the wolf jumped in. One of the customers said, " I didn't even know he was still alive." The cashiers were backing slowly away when they were suddenly hit by a strong gust of wind coming from the wolf. The cashiers were blown right out the door. Then the "Big Bad Wolf" helped himself to a ready-made Quiznoe's Sub. Soon our reporters arrived with the police. One our reporters tried to ask the wolf why he did this and all the wolf would say was, " Mm mm mm mm mm, Toasty!". The police tried to tranquilize the wolf but he got away with the sub before they could shoot him. No one in the city has said they've seen him return.

Is Hillary a Sanjiah Fan?!?

 When one of Hillary Clinton's friends told her that Sanjiah was going to be on TV today (April 24th) Hillary let out an outlandish screech. TMNR is still questioning whether the screech was of great happiness or shear terror.

A Giant Evil Cat has Rampaged San Francisco

   At 4:05 p.m. May 1st the cat emerged. "It seemed to come out of nowhere", one civilian said. It's loud hissing could be heard all throughout the city. Everybody started screaming. It plunged into the city, tossing cars aside with each step. Then the cat started to play with an empty VW Bug. During all of this, all of the city's police and militia came to the scene. All over the city it was snowing fur, and there was nearly a foot of it on the ground. After about an hour, the horrible feline began to calm down. During this the police arranged a gigantic tranquilizer. Soon the cat started to rub itself lovingly on the skyscrapers. Then the authorities shot it with the tranquilizer. Afterwards, the cat curled up in a ball and snoozed. Then the police somehow got a humungous platform on wheels and hauled the cat away. According to our reporters the cat was given to the humane society. There is no word on what they will do with it, but anyway the day is saved once again!!!