More " Jokes "
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Debut 3/20/07
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14. How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear.
15. What did one eye say to the other eye? Between you and me something smells.
16. If your American outside of the bathroom, then what are you in the bathroom? European.
17. If your American outside the bathroom and European in the bathroom, then what are you on the way to the bathroom? Russian.
18. What does Beethoven do in his grave? Decomposes.
19. Why did the girl throw her clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
20. Where did the inventor of the toupee get his idea? Off the top of his head.
21. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogey in it.
22. Why did the tomato blush? Because he saw the salad dressing.
23. What do ghosts eat for breakfast. Scream of wheat.
24. If you are from America in the living room, where are you from in the kitchen. Hungary.
25. Once there was a family of skunks. There were many children in the family, and the parent-skunks had trouble naming every one. So they decided to name all of them after a letter of the alphabet. One day the baby skunks' teacher came over to their house because one was having a hard time in school. The teacher was pretty sure that the skunk's name was N. Then Mama-skunk answered the door. The teacher told her why she came. So the Mama skunk called all of her kids. They all looked exactly alike to the teacher. Then the Mama-skunk picked out N without a second's hesitation. The teacher was amazed and asked, " How did you know which one was N?" The Mama-skunk said, " N stinks."
26. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her kids were too bright. |