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                                                                                                                                                                                            Debut 3/20/07

              The Ox-Files.

 28. What animal wears a coat in the winter and pants in the summer?

            A dog.

29. What do you call 100 rabbits jumping backwards?

            A receding hare line.

30. Once a man went to a rocket station and asked for ticket to the moon.

 The attendant said, " Sorry sir, the moon is full just now."

31. If I am American in the living room and European in the bathroom, what did I do on the way to the bathroom?

               Iran.

32. How do you catch a squirrel?

       Climb up a tree and act like a nut.

33. What kind of horse walks around after dark?

              A nightmare.

34. A guy walks into a bar and a waitress walks up and says, " Todays specials are turtle soup and pea soup". The guy says, " I think I'll try the turtle soup, that sounds different". So the waitress yells back to the chef " Make it turtle soup!". A few minutes later the guy changes his mind and decides to have the pea soup, so he tells the waitress. Then the waitress yells back to the chef, "Hold the turtle and make it pea".

35. Have you ever hunted bear?

    No, but I did go fishing in my shorts once.

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